Giant Robot Hell

every low ranking decepticon grunt is like "i will die for the cause. All hail Megatron!" and every higher ranking decepticon is like "hmmm which decepticon should i feed into The Giant Gun to Kill The World Gun that runs on decepticon blood to work".

every low ranking autobot grunt is like "fuckkk i gotta kill myself for the cause. Til All Are One." and every higher ranking autobot is like "fuckkk i gotta kill myself for the cause. Til All Are One."

I know she wouldn't risk the demotion, but I can totally picture miner Elita-1 taking a beer and smoke break

every time i think of orson welles voicing unicron i think i must be confusing two people with similar names like i often do. but no the guy who directed Citizen Kane was in The Transformers: The Movie (1986) and he was basically like if galactus was a robot and then he died in real life

I love the transformers fandom because someone will post something like 'omg i love spingtron he's everything to me!' and you'll go to the tfwiki to find that spingtron was a character who was in 2 panels of a single marvel comic that was only sold in Scotland on rainy days in December 1989

I'm afraid nothing will ever top meetcute at the euthanasia clinic between guy who's ready to end it all and guy who's looking through the morgue corpses in search for his missing husband. CDRW truly is the marriage of all time.

Transformers: Cyberworld, not to be confused with Transformers: Cyberverse, or with Transformers: Cybertron, which is part of the Unicron Trilogy and not the War for Cybertron Trilogy, which is also different than Transformers: War for Cybertron, all of which should not be confused with Cybertron the planet, which is itself not to be confused with Dark Cybertron the storyline from both The Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye and The Transformers: Robots in Disguise comics, the latter of which should not be confused with Transformers: Robots in Disguise from 2001 or with Transformers: Robots in Disguise from 2015,

I love Tailgate I love how he is in front of a fucking bomb that is going to blow him into bits and his first thought is “Better dead than a pissrandom, I gotta commit to the bit”, absolutely unhinged.