Destruction is a form of creation

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

men's wrestling promos are so fucking horny it's hysterical. They will be shirtless, dickprint out, glistening, yelling "I'm going to TOP this man in the RING. I'm going to TAKE his ASS and leave his body QUIVERING. I'm going to FIST this man to a PROSTATE ORGASM" and then the commentators are just like "fighting words from the champ there"

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy

watching this with sound gives you access to excellent duck noises.

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun