Random Awesomeness

I’m fine with putting 200 hours into a video game, but I won’t put 15 minutes towards studying.

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

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I absolutely can't stand when people fish for compliments.

And now we’re back to not being able to stand fish

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this    

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

Similarly “what the actual fuck,” implying “what the figurative fuck” or “what the imaginary fuck”.

i’m personally a fan of “what the actual and entire fuck” because never do what you can overdo.

We actually used to use ‘what in the hypothetical fuck’ in law school.  Also ‘what the alleged fuck’.

what the quantum fuck

what the Heisenberg Uncertain fuck

what the Schrödinger’s fuck

He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!

Watson is like: No, just no. God, Sherlock… tell me again how I’ve ever become your friend?

YAAASSSS