gay

In case anyone needs it today :)

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

You’re a better person than I

Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man!

literally where would we be as a society without death by glamour. mettaton did so much for us

working at a dispensary is funny. guy came in and asked for "weed for guys" and i said "what do you mean" and then he just apologized and left

A group of queer friends, at one of their shitty apartments, pausing the board game they were playing to have an impromptu group therapy session

i never fell for the notion that piracy is theft bc where i grew up the only dvd shop in town just had 1 box of each movie for display, and when you brought it to the front the dude would just burn a pirated copy of it right in front of you and no one ever cared

and it was awesome.

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

(when she says she likes to be degraded) you are dust and to dust you shall return