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Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
Fai_Ryy
Kaledo Art
oozey mess
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Kiana Khansmith
Andulka
Xuebing Du
Product Placement
Janaina Medeiros
izzy's playlists!
@theartofmadeline
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@myaphelion
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being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt
this is the most underrated part of rockinā and rollinā yoda
Lukeās face is what makes this.
Me: Hey, I'm so-and-so, just calling because my brother ate here, and he ordered the clams? And I just wanted to give you a heads up that he's got really, really bad food poisoning.
Worker: We order everything fresh from a reliable source.
Me: That's great, I just wanted to let you know just in case.
Worker: Well it couldn't have been us, we follow a very strict procedure.
Me: ....Okay, yeah, I'm not looking for compensation or anything. It could have been something else. I just wanted to give you guys a heads up in case, I don't know, something happened in transit, or someone has the flu or something.
Worker: They don't. We don't do that.
Me: ......
Me: Okay well like I said, I'm not calling to complain, we're just covering our bases. Thanks though.
Worker: Okay. Have a good one.
Me: You too
*click*
Me to my brother: They say it wasn't them
My brother, still hunched over on his porcelain throne five hours deep into solo level grinding a toilet+bucket X2 combo breaker marathon for the title of King Shits, Lord and Ruler of the Bon Bon Von PĆ¼penshittĆ«n Empire: it's fine
The Kingdom is in good hands
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i feel strongly about this
itās a shame more vampire media doesnāt pull from vampire bat behavior because theyāre such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didnāt find a meal! thereās evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but theyāve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!
@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world
š¶Vampire bats are sweethearts! Bloody sharing!šµ
Petrova Line - 11ā x 17ā Ink, Charcoal, Acrylic, Graphite on Bristol. Edited in Clip Studio and Rebelle (Unedited version + process shots below)
Prompt from a buddy Nik on discord
idk if you're all aware but there's a dog on instagram who looks like a pit bull / chihuahua mix but in the most cartoonish way possible. they just mixed and matched parts.
like i know that what i'm seeing is just a dog but my brain keeps saying "centaur"
Modern Cotylorhynchus
š¶Pit bull and chihuahua! Mix and matcher!šµ
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watched wall-E while in the midst of my ongoing phm brainrot
happy pride month
š¶Roomie playing mind games! Extra levels!šµ
the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing
š¶Bioactive springtails! Fuck ass onions!šµ
doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
I fell in love with this hare and made one out of clay
hare painted ā
hare finished! the ear broke off, but I glazed them separately and used kintsugi to rejoin them
they've got a cool kintsugi earring!
š¶Statue of a wild hare! Lagomorphic!šµ
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the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" šš i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have ššš
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
To really put it in perspective
Immediately I love him
@karcinogen you
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š¶Least amount of weasel! Eerie silence!šµ
I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad
The way people comment about adblock when this post was partially inspired by a bunch of weightloss ads I saw on a real physical subway station
Who's got the gif where a guy helpfully demonstrates how to install adblock on your local train station
@kropotkindersurprise maybe?
good guess!
(from this post)
God I love driving to work at 330 am when I'm flash banged by a digital billboard or advertisements for the 10+ megachurches on the highway
š¶Fuck all advertising! Real or online!šµ
