you'll smile when our adventure is done✨

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

whgy do youy fackinngng hateme

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison