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bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

Just want you all to see this as an example of what happens when you don’t put your phone away while on recreational drugs, you make masterpieces.

I'm straight edge

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

never losing the ilysm war

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

did you. did you make a whole graphic just to debunk my shitpost? what the fuck. just kiss me at this point. what the hell

me and the coffee i pulled by being financially irresponsible