My fellow americans. ive not gotten even one kissy

there are people out there who are naturally good at talking and making friends and standing normally and i think they should be systematically oppressed, even tortured

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

the thing about those tesla stickers is that 90% of the time they're on a car that was made after it was already common knowledge that elon was a fascist lol

like if this was just people driving 2010 tesla roadsters then i guess MAYBE they could pull the "i didn't know" card but it never is. it's always some guy in a 2023 model 3 or something

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

Imagine you forgot lube for your Weho Pride airbnb and it comes in the fuckin Shanebot