I will admit that blushing virgin rumi is funny but freak af and embarrassed about it rumi is SO much funnier.
Like for one if we’re assuming that the patterns appear to humans as tatoos there is NOTHING standing between rumi, a very strongly worded nda and random hook ups. Someone said fwbs who happen to be back up dancers and ive been thinking about it forever.
Those fucking bracelets?? The girls gave them to her as a like oh it represents our friendship thing (zoey screams at the top of her lungs but thats no one else’s business) meanwhile rumi’s brat sub ass is like 🧐 trying to figure out if they’d figured HER out.
She damn well knowns that the two of them are at the very least screwing each other. She hasnt weaseled out if theyre in a full blown relationship or not (definitely not because she wants to sob about it) but do they know SHES getting dommed every wednesday???
The idea that this turns into the stupidest fucking situation when theyre talking about dating and rumis just like ‘okay wait did u guys collar me on purpose or? Because i stopped sleeping around when u did just so u know’ and mira is just sitting there wildly confused and a little shocked. Zoey is once again screaming at the top of her lungs.