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@thepitt-incorrect
Whitaker: Actually, the hottest thing a man can do is ask how you're feeling and care about the answer.
Princess: The hottest thing a man can do is send me five figures on Paypal and fuck off forever.
Santos: The hottest thing a man can do is transition into a woman.
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Robby: Stop being an ass.
Jack: You are what you eat, Robby.
Whitaker, in the break room: This doesn't look like a good fruit salad. There's barely any fruit in there.
Santos: Bitch you are the fruit.
Santos: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Whitaker: But are you shuffling?
Santos: Everyday.
Robby: What language are you two speaking?
Whitaker: Stop saying "there are plenty of fish in the sea." I got my eye on one specific emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues.
Abbot: I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg.
Santos: I also want the whale that took Abbot's leg.
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Whitaker: What kind of coffee do you want?
Santos: Blonde flat white.
Whitaker: That would be my stripper name.
Robby: Unfortunately, my birthday has always been the lousiest day of the year. It all began on the actual day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.
Robby: Money aside, what do you need right now?
Whitaker: The money you just put aside.
Whitaker: Why are you like this?
Santos: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 2016 and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Whitaker: Good morning, Trin -
Santos: Don't start, Huckleberry, okay?
Whitaker: I'm sorry, that good morning stuff was way out of line.
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Mel: Favorite horror movie?
Santos: It
Joy: Saw
Javadi: Annabelle
Whitaker: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
Dana: jellyfish have survived thousands of years without a brain.
Dana: a ray of hope for some of my coworkers here in the Pitt
Santos: guys get so offended when you call them boy, "i'm not a boy, i'm a man" like you're actually a BITCH but I was trying to be nice.
Langdon: Robby, I screwed up big time.
Robby: Given your daily life experiences, you're going to have to be more specific.
Whitaker: Bro you’d better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I’ve fallen in love with you bro. I’m serious quit it dude.
Robby:
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Santos, on the phone with Whitaker: Turn around
Santos: No, the other way
Santos: Again, the other way
Santos: Okay, one more time
Whitaker: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Santos: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me
Langdon: *hugs Robby, inhaling deeply* you smell like a father figure.
Robby: I am literally begging you to stop.