Midnyght Imaginashun

I also had another dream I was traveling with my family. We were driving so fast (with a driver, none of us were behind the wheel) it was like we were hovering. We took a turn too quick on the interstate and ended up tumbling around several times. Except I didn't imagine us rolling in an SUV, I pictured the inside of a plane and we were all strapped in. We kind of stayed in your seats (no one went flying around) and we were trying to stay put. Our stuff went everywhere. The driver just kind of laughed it off, no one was injured to my knowledge. 

This walking head came stumbling into my room in the middle of the night somehow. I guess I didn't have the deadbolt on or his room key worked for mine? in the dark I thought it was at first an employee of the research facility I was at earlier in the day coming to give me news (which I didn't find odd or scared about) but it turned into this giant walking head that I had never seen before. Literally his head was huge and he had a body, but it was tiny compared to his face. Little torso and arms and legs. He stumbled onto the second bed in my room (which in reality I only had one bed) and just passed out. I tried shouting and hitting him and he wouldn't budge. Eventually I rolled him on to the floor and near the door and he just stayed past out/unconscious. I was naked and wasn't scared he would rape me or anything it was just WEIRD. I think I called down to the front desk calmly to get police in here. No idea how he ended up in my room. 

Was out shopping with two coworkers that I didn't know were really "friends" let alone room mates like they were in the dream.  The pair wanted these huge shipping crates that had different carpet squares inside them. They lived together and wanted to paint their carpet pieces different shades of pink (so two pink, huge sets of carpet squares inside a large packing crate). They needed my help getting them home. What they didn’t know though was the proper technique to paint something like fabric/carpet so I was going to surprise them and do it for them. All that pink was nauseating to me though and I couldn’t understand why anyone would want to have so much pink in their living room and then try to pass it off as art. 

This dream started off when I was at an indoor football game pick up with professional athletes (IDK the teams). At one point we were sitting on the bleachers outside (but it was an indoor arena, IDK it was a dream) and I noticed a woman had a baby monkey in a car seat. When I tried to sneak a picture, the monkey had a fit and fought it's way out of the seat. She doesn't like her photo being taken apparently, at least not without her consent. She wasn't violent but came over to check me out. So did the owner who, after close observation, was also a monkey. But actually a blend of human characteristics too. Longer fingers with pink nails. She was wearing a long sleeve pink suit type outfit to hide all her hair. Than my friend and her husband showed up and brought two puppies that I didn't know they had. They were lab mixes (not sure the other breed). The black puppy had a bone sort if sticking out on his back. Could feel it not see it. They all got along and were playing but the puppy with the bone sticking out felt very fragile. The monkey and the monkey mom just sort of faded away. 

Then in some cold, unknown town, I was playing soccer against the locals (apparently I was either visiting or new). Anyone visiting in town was automatically a "pirate." We wore orange. There was a lot of running, not really playing, almost like chase constantly. Then we noticed someone had opened shop for visitor gear including a pirates section for all the newbies. It was supposed to be cold but it wasn't so many of the team mates and I were over dressed and were pealing layers throughout the game. The town also had a loudspeaker and the announcer was always telling us something. At one point some people parachuted in on skis (yes, snow skis). Like I said it was supposed to be cold, the skiers were ready for the snow when it came. We however were in shorts and short sleeves so the skiers arrived just a little early for the cold weather. Found out they were a military type task force. No visible firearms but you know they were there to police and protect. On skis with no snow. They were serious. It was weird. 

By the time I woke up, we had never made it to the destination and I was still utterly confused on why I paid so much for a flying cab. 

I went to another baseball game in real life and then it appeared in my dream. But the field was more like a soccer or rugby field? The crowd still surrounded it like a circle but we were inside and not outside. There was a guest in a chicken costume? And lots, and lots of creepy stuff kept happening. The chicken costume guy threw himself into the middle of the game at one point. He got away but everyone was trying to find him. He wasn’t hiding and was right there in a chicken costume. It had very much a feeling like the Joker in the batman movies. He was a bad man. Lights went out a lot. Things fell from the ceiling. And at one point he was trying to find me. It was like I could read his mind or something and got really freaked out when he sat next to me at one point. I was trying to get away. Then the thought that this was all planned by the team/stadium in order to get arousal from the crowd. But I seemed to be the only one on edge about the whole situation. The game continued on as these weird events kept happening in the stands. I eventually left before the end of the game and didn’t want to look behind me as I left by myself. 

  In another dream in st louis- there were 4 boys (brothers) all living in a huge house. They moved in at different times. The house was filthy and they were mentally detierating. Literally, they were developing some kind of weird condition the longer they were in the house- turning into vegetables. They lived next to a family who had parties all the time and were sort of scary- not ghetto or thuggish, just had weird stuff going on all the time. We (not sure who helped me) had to get boys out of house and get it cleaned. We expected mold damage or something. They didn’t have parents around, they must have died? The damage was permanent on them though and the youngest was in the best shape (had lived there the shortest) and raised the other 3 now disabled brothers. No one knows what caused the damage- no mention of parents. The family next door got less scary as they took pity on the family once they saw what happened.  

There was an accident on stockleybridge where i hit an suv trying to avoid the accident, didnt notice break lights because of the sun in my eyes. They then hit a truck in front of them. I had swerved so i pulled ahead of them to pull over. Both other cars are work vehicles. Men drivers who were polite. Female passenger of suv is very antogonizing. Makes me nervous and cant locate my progressive policy on my phone bc she keeps attacking me. Gets on me for everything- assumes i was on my phone bc I’m young- the breaks were an excuse. Then mentions she knew my family and no surprise there how I acted (which were all just asusumptions- I was getting flustered but trying to be polite). Then attacked my parking decision bc of planning? I was trying to stay even tempered. That kind of person wants you to get fired up. Truck left without giving me any info because of her non sense. Her husband didn’t try to defend me or get his wife to shut up. Took every ounce of me to take the high road and be quiet. But she was a mean, mean lady. 

I was babysitting a family i only watched briefly. Dad is always deployed, has two sons. It was snowing so he alternated taking the boys out on some sled. There was a party sort of where i was supppsed to be helping w the other kid but instead was arguing with my mom about the family i was watching. For whatever reason she hated that i was helping a family she claims doesn't love each other. The mom didnt wear her wedding bands bc her fingers were still too swollen from second baby. I was crying and then the party went to go out but her mom stayed behind to help me watch one baby because she didnt trust me. My period started and there were no sinks in the house because they were renovating all bathrooms. I had really low self esteem. 

  But before the camp I was at some special disney like place trying to fight off the queen of hearts army? But the whole army never came. I easily defeated them and was kicking a rolled ball or something and that turned into soccer camp coaching little kids to just kick the ball into goal off the ground. 

During this time I got sidetracked and was looking through old photos. One had me holding a golf ball, another I was sitting on someone lap. There were photos of me and my sisters and they were all bad- we were either goofy or just looked funny. 

Later, I moved into a house with someone named Katelyn? It was a really small, prairie like house. Two other girls moved in later as well. I tried making chocolate chip confetti cookies (YUCK?!) and made a huge mess everywhere. Then the scene switched to me blow drying my hair everywhere in the house- as if I had a really long cord. After I went to cheering practice with the same coach we had in HS. The squad was practicing this really filthy/dirty/vulgar routine and I was so embarrased to be a part of it. Everyone seemed fine, even proud of the sluttiness except me. And until I brought up the issue it wasn’t problem apparently. The coach hated that I said something and was right. There were both boys and girls on the squads. One of the guys drove a motorcycle and was really rude to one of the girls that moved into the house too. We went home and told the fourth girl how lucky she was (I have no idea if she was dating someone or not) and then we tried telling the other girl how silly it was to like someone so rude. 

Later I was working in a trailer or something and someone from my current school kept trying to talk to me about a business project we had been working on, but has recently dissolved. He wanted me to rejoin the team (so I could do more of the work again). I kept falling asleep right in front of him but told him I was still listening. He was very frustrated and kept trying to open my eyes but my body was just too exhausted. He eventually gave up but not after CC'ing me on an email with the all the info and setting up a new meeting time with the whole team. 

There was no scuba gear and I don't think we had gills. But we must have because everyone was breathing fine. The 'swimmers' had little swim caps on from the 1920s. 

Then i got married in england to a prince and was sweating a lot. Dad and liz walked me down aisle. William and i just canoodled the whole ceremony. I rubbed his head and we were huddled near a high top table in the middle of a church which was really a big warehouse with no ac. The queen was not my biggest fan and my dress was atrocious. The Prince left me at home that night and later found out crisis at castle as i was trying to update my status and songs. Peed a lot. Never invited to the family crisis. But I was alone on my wedding night- totally unfair. 

At a lake or somewhere and an old flame drops that he is gay. I immediately wonder about stds. Then later I was in a long interview/classroom lesson with a company I am interested in working for. I see a video of their office and there is everything from a basketball court to a cafe. I see a fellow student read a note from this 'did you know'/current events board- the note said something about the gov wanting to pay 400$ to some football team. When we analyzed it it was about Florida and nyc playing a game right after 9/11. So we went back in time to watch and of course I was a player. It was played on a roof in the city with swot police hiding in dugouts around the field, including in the middle. They had weird space guns. Randomly we all saw a red dot in the sky so they loadedup and shot at it. They missed but it ended up being a flying boat driven by an old man who had a smirk on his face as he motored by (it was a motorboat not a paddle boat). The nyc team kept scoring- no one tried to stop or score against them to keep the moral high for nyc. But when I got the "ball" it ended up being a cat. It let me pick it up and it spread its legs like it was flying when i carried it in front of me. I handed it off to another girl and she tossed it and the cat rollled into the endzone so we scored but no one was happy about it. I remember not wearing uniforms and just normal clothes too.