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I have GOT to stop spending $30

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

George W. Bush is immune to guns and bombs, but specifically not nuclear weapons

kissing is so underrated, I could just lie in bed and kiss all day

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

Niall during the pro-am prior to the AIG Women's Open 2026 on July 28, 2026 | Photo by Richard Luke Walker/Getty Images

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

Niall during the pro-am prior to the AIG Women's Open 2026 on July 28, 2026 | Photo by Richard Heathcote/R&A/R&A via Getty Images