🔌 all the haters and microwave wrestlers ⚡

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

Life Grips

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Bites the pussy like an apple

I hope the next pope is a gyaru

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

they should make a vegetabl that can grope your ass and cum inside of you and get you pregant except oh wait roasted broccoli already EXISTS 🖕