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ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck
Luanne: s urprise
Bobby: VLEH
Luanne: Surprihihissee
Bobble: V̵̧͓̱͈͖̠̯͓̳̖̔̽͊̏͒͜͝Ļ̴͕͉̮̯̩̯̫̟̖̭̳͔̳͔̄̊̈͂E̸̢̟̤̲͍͂͝ͅAG̵͓͖̳̙̪̩͙͇̼͎̫̬̻͇̘͐̍͆̈̎̈́̌͑H̶̫̗̱̼̩̮̥̾́͑
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Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
hey incredibly specific ask: does anyone have a reference photo of the bit of Emperor's New Groove where Yzma says "I'll turn him into a flea"? I think I might want to sew that flea as a plushie
Thank you!! That's the flea!
And then I’ll turn that flea into fabric lol
I did not expect y'all to like this flea this much, I would have made the effort to actually change out the bobbin and thread on my machine if I thought this many people would see it (oops lol) Does anyone want the pattern? The legs are a little finicky to turn right side out but it's a really simple pattern with just two pattern pieces
i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.
well damn . egg on my face
THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself
I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.
I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.
I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.
29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)
but I did the in person practical shit at school.
the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.
so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.
Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.
HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away
Want some help with that, @letitrainathousandflames?
Heck yeah!!! if we all work together, we can yank these stupid continents back together!!!
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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<
emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•
not pictured is the goth clouded leopard girl who bought the cigarettes w her fake id
this post activated my deltarune neurons
Throw her
my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger
the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human
OP we desperately need examples
these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic
This scene means everything to me I love them both so fucking much guys,,,
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every time a girl starts estrogen an angel gets her wings and every time a transmisandrist breathes i beat them over the head with my entire wheelchair
!!!!!
think I've been mildly cursed by a witch
for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely
the witch is called enshittification
excellent so is this like a rumpelstiltskin situation or
Humor aside. Don't buy another USB-C laptop charger. Buy a USB-C power adapter rated for the same power needs as the laptop, Anker makes high quality ones. Then you can easily replace the cable if it wears out.
The power adapter is the expensive part, the cable is cheap, but the cable is always going to fray first. Plus, you can buy a braided cable, or a right-angle cable which are less likely to break in the same way depending on how you use your laptop, and you can get whatever length of cable is convenient for you.
think I've been mildly cursed by a witch
for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely
the witch is called enshittification
excellent so is this like a rumpelstiltskin situation or
Humor aside. Don't buy another USB-C laptop charger. Buy a USB-C power adapter rated for the same power needs as the laptop, Anker makes high quality ones. Then you can easily replace the cable if it wears out.
The power adapter is the expensive part, the cable is cheap, but the cable is always going to fray first. Plus, you can buy a braided cable, or a right-angle cable which are less likely to break in the same way depending on how you use your laptop, and you can get whatever length of cable is convenient for you.
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
i quit my job yesterday. i’m free. my job was evil. small business. i was one of two line cooks at the only restaurant in town. like. two total working there ever. told my boss fuck you and walked out. felt amazing. if it sucks hit da bricks. hit da bricks as soon as you are able. i wish you joy and prosperity. smash all the frames to bits. become something wonderful
yknow at the time it was legitimately awful but i now think back kind of fondly on the extended-holiday-hours-induced nightmare i had last year in which i smashed a frame over a customer's head, killing them instantly, and then was called into the manager's office and had to try and glue the frame back together when the store manager wasn't looking so that she wouldn't have any evidence to fire me with. objectively funny scenario my completely fried brain came up with in the interlude between the most insane 8 hour shifts of my life. i still remember the feeling of smashing that frame over the guy's head. i covet it sometimes
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i quit my job yesterday. i’m free. my job was evil. small business. i was one of two line cooks at the only restaurant in town. like. two total working there ever. told my boss fuck you and walked out. felt amazing. if it sucks hit da bricks. hit da bricks as soon as you are able. i wish you joy and prosperity. smash all the frames to bits. become something wonderful
yknow at the time it was legitimately awful but i now think back kind of fondly on the extended-holiday-hours-induced nightmare i had last year in which i smashed a frame over a customer's head, killing them instantly, and then was called into the manager's office and had to try and glue the frame back together when the store manager wasn't looking so that she wouldn't have any evidence to fire me with. objectively funny scenario my completely fried brain came up with in the interlude between the most insane 8 hour shifts of my life. i still remember the feeling of smashing that frame over the guy's head. i covet it sometimes
deltarune tomorrow
