I Know! I Gotta Believe!

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

ok spider megacity is actually driving me a bit crazy. 2 dominant species live in thr spider city and one wpuld usually predate the otherbut bc its so dark in there they cant tell... so they livein peace and eat midges. thousands of spiders living in peace on one bigbigbig web eating midges in the dark together forever. one bigbig web spans across boarder of two countries spiders live on there peaceful in the colddark. eating midges

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

Listen. I know you're probably dying to populate your Tomodachi Life island entirely with fictional characters and OCs, but I HIGHLY reccomend at least throwing in your immediate family as well because you could end up in a situation where your mother confesses her love to her best friend Jolteon on the beach, only for her granddaughter (who doesn't exist irl because she's the child of your best friend from primary school and your 14 year old sibling) to swoop in and steal him from her and you'll have to cure your mother's depression at being rejected by feeding her roast beef and you're just staring at the "Best Friend: Shocky" thing in the top screen with utter contempt because DAMN how could he do that to her, she already had a painful breakup with her previous boyfriend, your irl father, and she has to go through the pain again, what a dick. No wonder his marriage with Pikachu ended in painful divorce. Fuck Jolteon

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.