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I hate social media websites recommending me shit. did not fucking ask for your opinion 

ben garrison cartoons be like

happy pride

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

?

Whats not clicking

gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it

this book's handling of gay characters is surprisingly progressive in an extremely late 90s sort of way

there's an std chart

vampirism is on the std chart

one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy

do prog rock fans say proggers?

I fucking swear to god