fancy living starts here

the millennial steve irwin

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied

minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore

This is what invasive thoughts look like

is everyone who reblogged this okay?

no

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

What I love about this is its acknowledgment that Jason had no intentions at all

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

gonna end racism around 4:30pm today if that works for everyone

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

send me five (5) one direction songs and i’ll rank them

Isabelle said fuck work