Camus Comprix Protection Squad

gromit calls you gay asmr

how is being married to an anime man any different than a nun being married to jesus 🧐

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

Oh, so YOU guys can just see a face and be like “I like that face, I’m gonna make it my face” and everyone’s just COOL with that. But when I, Koh the Face Stealer,

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

i love how every time he’s just like, oh? it’s just a random-ass platypus?, perry is just. so fucking done with him. like seriously, how many platypuses does he even know???

He doesn’t want to assume every platypus is Perry bc that would be a microaggression 

This post violently resurfaced deeply suppressed memories

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

Jennifer’s Body was a cinematic masterpiece and I will fight anyone who disagrees.