Mickeyhappyface

i have to become a saint *keeps doomscrolling* i have to be a saint *keeps doomscrolling* i must crucify my flesh *keeps doomscrolling* i must start today *keeps doomscrolling* i have to stop *keeps doomscrolling*

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

this animal crossing shit is crazy i stopped playing for 40 days and nights then i come back to find out my villagers have started drinking and committing adultery. theres this weird gold cow for this event too. dumb. broke my switch in half

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong