Both Haunted and Holy

heaven is literally here if you want it btw

heaven is literally here if you want it btw

heaven is literally here if you want it btw

heaven is literally here if you want it btw

heaven is literally here if you want it btw

Imagine you realise being gay is an option because you kiss your best friend who is getting married to your crush who might only be your crush because every other man you know is a chopped geriatric and then a transfer student tells you your mother is Osama Bin Laden

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

Me literally every day at 3 pm

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

I do think it’s funny how Agnes sees Garth as like this cool confident older boy and then you cut to an interaction between him and Daisy and he’s just non stop fumbling socially, joke hit rate is at -2, doesn’t know what a tampon is, about to start angry crying and eating cigarettes from stress

one does not fight vice by focusing on vice, one fights vice by focusing on virtue (particularly the virtue opposite of the vice one is trying to fight)