Both Haunted and Holy

My mom is seriously ill. Please pray for her.

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

@protowitch

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

everyone reblogging this and saying some version of "but then odysseus would be home in 10 minutes" how does it feel to be funnier than me on my own post

our age of heroic polar exploration is collapsing

my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything

-The last diary entry you find next to a skeleton wearing an oversized sweatshirt.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment

they did this in Wuthering Heights

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

I hate how a woman having body hair is immediately seen as this like political statement or that she’s gnc or whatever like girl wtf it’s just the natural state of her being