Sixteen Saviors

two girls coming together and plotting a gruesome vengeful death for the men who wronged them should be a romantic sub genre of its own

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

HoW!?

Fuck if I wasn’t gay before I sure as shit am now

A female Presenting nipples

I laughed way harder than I should have.

I literally screeched.

Banana Bread truly is this important.

This is what Chaotic Good looks like.

Could an vaccinated person do this? *dies of illness I could have got treated for at Walmart*

Do it again!

*dies again to raucous applause*

Just like jesus

There’s a vaccine for crucifixtion?

modern vox machina au would be everyone sending pics to the group chat of them pointing at various animals saying “keyleth is this you?”

#vex: (extremely blurry pic of a squirrel whizzing by) KEYLETH HELLO??? EXCUSE ME MISS?#vax: (pointing at a rat in the street) thats my wife#grog and pike: (taking selfies at the zoo next to a caged animal) FREE KIKI 2k19#percy: (pic of a pigeon on a bench) had lunch with keyleth today

people do this to whites as well

“You’re white but you’re not white-white. Like, you’ll get angry because someone has an accent when speaking English but you don’t fuck your cousins.”

I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER

If your fave was Joe Jonas as a kid congrats you’re a lesbian now

Friday night: you know what that means.

Time to put on my finest denim vest and get misgendered in an Applebee’s.

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

Due to personal reasons I am back on my Jonas Brothers bullshit