Contentment

It’s like she saw the future or something.

he help

the menstruation crustacean

It’s a period piece.

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

All cats the same

I’ve watched this 5,000 times and I can’t stop watching…someone tell me it would be ok if I laid in the middle of this!!

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

I always wondered how you were anywhere near punctual back then, cool.

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

Bailar salsa es peligroso.