marie, the baguettes, hurry up

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch

I’m so glad that John Mulaney officially has a signature sketch type & it’s Pete Davidson making a dumb NY decision while Chris Redd looks on in horror & then there are songs from musicals & Kenan Thompson is the lead

I’m the girl crying

Fred and George would have been in slytherin if Rowling didn’t hate slytherins so much and that’s that on that

Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking him at work

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports