Art by Poe

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Credits to the murderer

do you think whoever made the biohazard symbol was purposefully trying to create the coolest logo anyone would ever make 

It really be like this

Well?

Yes, there are Milfs. They are all coincidentally attracted to the opposite gender of whatever your character is.

Gender is dead

They also find your character, personally, offensive to their eyes, and would sooner remove them from their skull than cast their gaze upon your visage for any length of time.

If they remove their eyes they dom’t have to look at my character anymore

Good thing my character is a necromancer

Erik that’s not what they meant by “raise a family”

Ohhhhh

Me: Any single dads?

Well, there are now.

encouraging teamwork was a mistake

Chihuahuas fear no one and resent God and man alike for letting them be so small. They are beings of pure hatred and unbridled rage.