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I'm giving up!!!

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I am so unbelievably bad at holding gimmick blogs it's incredible. like I think I might be breaking new records. I am sorry guys I have raging ADHD and a life also :( so I am taking this blog out back and shooting it.

for the very sweet community on here some important points:

1: I am not deleting this blog, it's not going anywhere, it's staying as a little archive. I just won't really post on it anymore. I'm murdering it.

2: I still love mha and rarepairs and I love yall screaming things at me about your random pairings so I hereby invite you to keep sending any asks you might have wanted to send here to my main, @cannimumsable, and eventually my nsfw side, @submissiveaizawa. you can send me poll ideas or ships or recs or propaganda literally anything you want.

maybe I'll somehow someday get? motivation? again? but #doubt. and I hate abandoning sideblogs without warning </333 so here you go.

I invite everyone to create your own gimmick blogs, even if you're like me and might lose motivation, because it's always fun. do whatever you want forever. create 100000 sideblogs. have funsies.

Toga uses one to prevent biting, while Shinso's is specifically designed to prevent him from talking. It's less about aesthetics and more about the strange convenience of embodying exactly what society already sees of them.

okay, i have this hc that makoto is koichis sugar mommy, cause i like the idea that she just has large amounts of money she wants to spend, which naturally led to me trying to figure out how much money she would give koichi

so, how much would she give?

- 31.8k yen (200 usd)

- 39.7k yen (250 usd)

- 47.7k yen (300 usd)

- 55.6k yen (350 usd)

- 63.6k yen (400 usd)

- 71.5k yen (450 usd)

- 79.5k yen (500 usd)

- 87.4k yen (550 usd)

- 95.4k yen (600 usd)

- a higher amount (please say how much)

-selfcest anon

- Sitting on his lap

- Getting head pats

- Calling him "master" in private

- Being "corrected"

- All of the above (He's obsessed)

- None of the above (He hates him)

Frankly I just wanna watch Shinsou get hurt and corrupted and also maybe fawned over like a pet project

Hear me out, Ochako is terrified of accidentally making something float in her sleep, and Tomura absolutely does NOT trust himself enough to risk touching her skin unconsciously at 3AM.

So they end up developing this weird domestic routine where:

- gloves before bed.

- checking each other’s hands half-asleep

-sleepy “did you put yours on?” conversations

-and occasionally waking up tangled together realizing one glove came off somewhere during the night

It sounds tragic at first until you realize they’re actually insanely comfortable around each other. Because imagine how intimate it is for THEM specifically: trusting someone enough to sleep beside them despite both quirks being dangerous through touch.

Also they probably own matching gloves

And the first date is of course to eat fried chicken, why not?

Would ShinzawaMic be:

-Alpha💛 / Beta💜 / Omega🖤

-Alpha💜 / Beta🖤 / Omega💛

-Alpha🖤 / Beta💛 / Omega💜

-Alpha🖤 / Alpha💜 / Alpha💛

-Beta💛 / Beta💜 / Beta🖤

-Omega💜 / Omega🖤 / Omega💛

-Alpha🖤 / Alpha💜 / Beta💛

-Alpha💜 / Alpha💛 / Beta🖤

-Alpha💛 / Alpha🖤 / Beta💜

-Alpha💜 / Alpha🖤 / Omega💛

-Alpha🖤 / Alpha💛 / Omega💜

-Alpha💛 / Alpha💜 / Omega🖤

-Beta💛 / Beta🖤 / Alpha💜

-Beta🖤 / Beta💜 / Alpha💛

-Beta💜 / Beta💛 / Alpha🖤

-Beta💛 / Beta🖤 / Omega💜

-Beta💜 / Beta💛 / Omega🖤

-Beta🖤 / Beta💜 / Omega💛

-Omega💛 / Omega💜 / Alpha🖤

-Omega💜 / Omega🖤 / Alpha💛

-Omega🖤 / Omega💛 / Alpha💜

-Omega💛 / Omega💜 / Beta🖤

-Omega💜 / Omega🖤 / Beta💛

-Omega🖤 / Omega💛 / Beta💜

I feel like I’m trying to calculate every possible universe in existence.My brain is about to start leaking out of my ears.

Ok hi excellent question but there are absolutely not enough options for all this in the polls!!!! for future reference the max is 12!!!

in this polycule who got together first, before the third joined?

shinzawa got together first, hizashi joined later

shinmic got together first, shouta joined later

erasermic got together first, hitoshi joined later

they all got together at the same time

- selfcest anon

-Zen becomes a good person ✨🌈💖 (GOOD ENDING⁉️)

-Yoichi becomes evil 😈

-Yoichi STILL runs away with Kudo (canon course remains undefeated)

-They both die☠️

-,?? THE GOVERNMENT WOULD NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE HELPPP

Ever since that Vigilantes scene where Mic just CASUALLY imitates Aizawa’s voice like it’s NOTHING, I have been fundamentally changed as a person. I have NOT known peace. I have NOT recovered. I am once again spiraling into the abyss thinking about Shinso and Yamada and their free time like it’s a full-time job.

Like, HELLO???? ARE YOU HEARING ME????Tell me WHY this wouldn’t be the most stupidly romantic, ridiculously chaotic, borderline unhinged bonding activity ever???Just the two of them.Alone.Mocking (affectionately) the voices of people they know like it’s their own private comedy show.

You have Shinso, acting all calm and collected, being like “okay, this is how the voice modulator works” while he’s actually getting way too into it, and Yamada is just THERE, incapable of behaving like a normal human being for more than THREE SECONDS. Immediately turning it into a whole vocal coaching session like:

“No no, you gotta control your breathing, projection! SUPPORT!! FEEL THE SOUND!!!”

And somehow they keep getting closer. Like. Why are they closer. Who allowed that. Personal space? Never heard of her.

And they’re laughing. And interrupting each other. And trying to stay serious but absolutely FAILING.

And then there’s That Moment where everything just pauses. And you KNOW they both realize it at the same time. And then OF COURSE THIS HAPPENS it devolves into the most unnecessarily loud, chaotic, zero-self-control makeout session imaginable because these two CANNOT act normal EVEN IF THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT

That's all, goodbye