Jul 12
Aizen: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Ichigo: That’s 200%. Aizen: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
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Ichigo, to Aizen: Please, picking locks is my specialty. Ichigo: *throws a brick through the window* Ichigo: Okay, let’s go.
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Aizen: Hey, what’s your Netflix password? Ichigo: ihopeyoudie Aizen: Thank you!
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Aizen: *pulls back the curtain while Ichigo is showering* Aizen: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
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Ichigo: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Aizen: The afterlife, I guess.
