who did this

I was just at a talk where this botanist researching fern sperm was presenting his results and apparently while they were doing the study he called a human fertility clinic to ask if they had any methods that could be used for measuring the velocity of fern sperm in water and they thought he was joking and said they’d call the police if he called back

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

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I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption “is this u” on all of them

op is STILL roman catholic even after king henry viii separated from the church 😂 but go tf off!!!

OP SIDED WITH POPE CLEMENT VII EVEN THOUGH KING HENRY VIII HAS THE DIVINE RIGHT BUT GO OFF I GUESS LMAO

@mutantenfisch

I was actually thinking of making a post on her myself because she is currently my favorite historical figure. Maria Sibylla Marian was interested in insects at a time when women who were interested in insects were often suspected to be witches. And she didn’t give a shit. Her family also refused to own slaves, which was very progressive for their time. As an insect lover and artist myself, she is so important to me.

I use to wonder…is this who I was in a past life?

Do you know what I love? How closely nature is linked with mentality. A walk in the woods can calm anxiety, sitting and dropping stones into a lake can ease anger, even taking time to pot some plants and look after them can keep my mind occupied from dissociation. It’s like the earth is the oldest psychiatrist of all, and it is always there to talk to, giving me a constant free prescription. Isn’t that beautiful

this belongs on shitty car mods

correct because everything they post is awesome