METroSOXual

Not to be that guy but Alvy is so hot when challenging pitches

I think we’re past the need for singing the national anthem before games and “God Bless America” in the middle of the 7th inning.

horrible horrible canon event: confirmed to my boss which car in the lot was mine this week > he comes back from setting up the signs today and says “hey it’s caught my attention a couple times, what’s the story behind your bumper sticker?” > I have to explain why I feel this strongly about rick porcello to my very normal baseball fan boss

going to name my first born twins "da" and "yankees lose"

I love how baseball announcers can just have a little chat while the game happens it's the greatest sport of all time