bdubs my beloved

i’m at the combination ethogirl and horsegirl yall want anything?

me time in the dirt is ESSENTIAL for bdubs. do not disturb him

there is. so much to unpack here.

TRANSCRIPT:

Bdubs: i did talk to him later about his diary entry where—uhh—the, uh, the kid said go brrt—"brrt"— to him and then, uh, ran away. uh—so, i talked to him about that. and—he said he really does feel like he's losing touch, and he said, like, "what's all this dark twitter thing?"

oh Etho, i'm so glad you asked! so i got to explain it all to him in-depth for about an hour. and as he perused the "slabtwt" he, ah—started gagging—but he knows, he knows!

yes! yeah, you think it was a big deal when i found you, now Etho's gotcha. he might not even interact, that's the scariest part, is he's not—i come in and i say "hi everybody! i found you!" he'd come in and he'll just stand there silent and look at you.

Chloe, thank you—for the $6.99—"why must you do this to us?" what? what—(laughs) you guys love it, c'mon.

i'm more famous than Etho! (pause) should be worried about ME. (pause) Etho might have more fans, and more people might love him, but as far as star power? i'm the ki—(laughs) the king.

Cal, thanks for the five. "i refuse to believe that Etho knows about darktwt shenanigans. standing there, menacingly. (copium)" he knows. i explained it to him, i told him exactly what to search for, and he—w—and—on the call he said, "oh! oh. (pause) ohh." (pause) and then silence.

don't worry, guys, he's fun, he's a valuable member of the community, okay? is—"stuff posted about Etho is a different flavor" it sure is. but that's fine. i had to teach him about shipping and all that stuff as well. but he's glad he knows now. (pause) (laughs)

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this is an even number roof. i'm sick.

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what?! (laughs) what! if you guys are gonna do the shipping stuff with me and Etho, then—a—a—and think he's not gonna know about it at some point, you're crazy. all right? these are the consequences.

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and HALF of that stuff he wouldn't be down for, anyway.

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(laughs)

(laughs) "only half?"

"billion dollar idea—Bdubs reads fanfiction ABOUT Etho TO Etho and records his reaction. i don't think his sweet Canadian heart could take it." i—c—no, it would never happen. it would never happen, i w—i w—i would pote—the, the idea of me reading it is very—you know, it's likely. anything for a billion views, you know? uh—i'd even act out the scenes, if, if it was a guaranteed billion. but—Etho—Etho's a better man. (laughs) he wouldn't lower himself.

hi everyone. periodic reminder that i love to be wierd abt mc men

BdoubleO100, reading from his stream chat: “You can have a deep manhole in your van—” We’re already walking the line of saying some things that we shouldn’t say, so if I told somebody to follow me into my—a deep manhole… so I can get… some Bdubs head… to sell. I feel like we're—that—that line? (laughing) Saying that line… is probably not good. You know, I—I’ve set up things like “The Tree of Whim—Follow me to The Tree of Whimsy!” things like that, stuff you can say, no problem. But if I said, “Hey, Scar? (long pause) Hey, tell your stream I said ‘Hi,’ I need you in my, uh—m—(laughs) in my manhole real quick.” Uh. Then, yeah, then I think… we might need to rename whatever it is.

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absolutely i can, i love bdubs so muchh