can you even read this

*getting turned on* oh baby my penis is becoming different

im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

scrolling down I was like “oh what a cool idea! someone skipped stones on a lake and took high speed photographs to get these pictures where it looks like the water is holding up the stone which is kinda was does happen a-oh, no. nope. it’s just Fucking Lake Baikal up to its god defying nonsense again”

THATS MY BASTARD BABY BOY 💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕

WERE BACK. WE’RE FUCKING BACK. THE PROFILE WIDGET HAS MOVED BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE ON MOBILE. WE’RE FUCKING BACK EVERYBODY!!!!!

this is the best day of my life. this is like 9/11 if it were a good thing

[id: screenshot of a tag that reads "#gonna incorporate this into my lexicon immediately. this is like if 9/11 were a good thing." /end id]

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

nice legs, babadooks, make the boys go [characteristic sound effect from the movie, if it has such a thing, I haven’t seen it]