faggot bitch

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

its interesting being a weird autistic tranny as a kid and letting yourself get accustomed to the idea that youre just some magically antisocial loser who is "introverted" and is happy being alone and then you grow up and realize that actually you love being social you love hugs you love going out and hate being alone you just hated all of the social opportunities available to you growing up so much you let yourself romanticize solitude as a slightly less miserable state than interacting with people

CAESAR JOSEPH AND SUZIE LEARNING HOW TO SWING DANCE IN NEW YORK TOGETHER!!! CAESAR JOSEPH AND SUZIE HAPPILY SWITCHING AROUND PARTNERS OR MODIFYING SO THEY CAN DO THE STEPS AS A TRIO!! CAESAR BEING RLY CLUMSY BUT REFINING WITH PRACTICE AND JOSEPH BEING TOO ROUGH AND THROWING HIS PARTNER LITERALLY INTO THE AIR JOSEPH STEWING IN JEALOUSY BECAUSE CAESAR AND SUZIE PREFER TO DANCE WITH EACH OTHER AND LOOK BETTER DOING IT!! JOSEPH BROODING FOR A GOOD CHUNK OF THE NIGHT AND SHIT TALKING CAESAR WHEN IT’S FINALLY JOJO’S TURN TO DANCE WITH THEIR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE CAESAR GOT ASKED TO DANCE WITH SOME OTHER GIRLS AND UH HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ENJOYING HIMSELF A LITTLE TOO MUCH!!