Aliens are Real

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

i love being a gentlemanly lesbian… opening doors for women… giving women my jacket… standing next to them in the side where the road is… offering them my arm… i love it!

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

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Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

Learn to stop saying “it’s okay” when shit really isn’t .