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Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

posts funnier with timestamps on

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

This never stops being hilarious

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

wow everyone is jealous of me and my big luscious throbbing luck (saw party poison live, the first time mcr have performed it since 2011)

shoutout to whoever it was at my show who had a sign saying 'gerard way have you played baldur's gate 3?' who got gerard to infodump for a few minutes about baldur's gate 1