I'd rather be a dragon but otherwise I'm good

one of my absolute favorite aspects of spanish (the language) is the -ito suffix for things that are cute/small/adorable. i love that there's a whole "name (affectionate)" grammatical structure, it's SO FUCKING CHARMING

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

Could i not have seen that before Christmas? Anyway, queueing this for next december to save a life.

This is how they wrap surgical sets before sterilizing them (in a cloth not paper...god I wosh the cloth is a pain in the ass) except when they tuck the last bit in, they fold it over so the end is poking out of the box (like a pull tab).

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

The term "gay sex" implies the existence of other kinds of sex. But that is of course liberal propaganda

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

happy winter solstice

imagine if you could make a phone call and make a phone call instead of sitting there with loud as fuck hold music blaring that gets interrupted every 20 seconds by a prerecorded voice saying You Are Still On Hold :). the constant fakeouts of thinking you can talk to a person finally forcing you to stay on your toes. phone call to doctor should not feel like being chased by tiger

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother