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g: um...we have a- so there's this um...there's this one-eyed feral cat, that um, lives with us at our house and um it's a really beautiful thing because um...just saw this cat outside the front of the house, what like, 2 years ago, maybe a year before the pandemic and then um...we started feeding the cat outside, getting friendlier with it, and then um, slowly but sure the cat would actually let us touch her and then the next thing we figured out is if we went to this one indoor-outdoor kinda garden room thing, which is a really awesome room....it's-it's wha-whatever...um. there's like a- there's like...anyway, if we left this little space open for her she could get in and we would start leaving food for her- ANY-FUCKING-WAY...in the pandemic she entered that room and came to live with us. [crowd cheers] and she brings us DEAD FUCKING RATS EVERY DAY! [crowd cheers] and i pick them up. they are gifts! [crowd cheers]

most exalted vocalist (also gerard): oops!! what is dis??? i must have forgotten my most exalted panties today! i sure hope no one bends me over ze podium and does stuff to my bunny butt!

her big small butt