Life is what it is, take it,leave it, or FUCK IT

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

There should be a half life mod where whenever an npc dies they fall down on their backs like plank of woods and they take out a little flower they hold on their chest

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

I’ll wash my hair and everything will be okay

I'm all for making fun of europeans but the "at least we don't have school shooting" comeback is a lot less common than you think.

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

honestly if tumblr unbanned NSFW we could enter like a golden age

my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

while your mcm was buying Swans merch online, i was teaching a child how to water flowers

only in payday 2 will you find about 7 snipers on one building

i take it you have never played team fortress 2

tf2 heritage post

he’s not “just some guy” he’s my girlfriend. don’t touch him.