Ok, think 222 – because that’s what I am watching now – and Patterson tells them they don’t have anymore time and they need to drive the ambulance out of the city. Keaton and Tasha give them a location and the beacon isn’t on Shepherd, it’s the ambulance itself and there is no way to disable it – I know that probably doesn’t make sense but let’s go with it, ok?
Weller hands Shepherd over to the agents with them so they take her into holding at the DC office, and then, Kurt and Jane argue over who drives the ambulance away.
Remember, Tasha tells them – whoever takes the ambulance isn’t making it back.
Kurt argues that it is his responsibility, it’s his job to do this, not hers.
And Jane argues that it is her responsibility. Shepherd is her mother and she was as much a part of this plan as Shepherd was.
Kurt reminds her that she is not Remi anymore.
And she tells him that she won’t let him do this. She won’t let him go on a suicide mission.
And he tells her that he won’t let her either.
“I’ve got nothing to lose,” Jane whispers, “it won’t make a difference if it’s me.”
And Kurt loses his shit at this. He yanks his comms out – because unlike canon I’m not having him confess everything over open comms also Patterson is talking nonstop in his ear – and he grabs her and pulls her to him and kisses her senseless.
“God dammit! Don’t you get it? I can’t let you die! I can’t lose you,” he practically gnarls at her, “it has to be me.”
And this time, she grabs him and pulls him down and kisses him just as breathlessly as he kissed her. “And what makes you think I can bear losing you?” she says, “you’re the only thing that matters.”
And then Patterson barks in Jane’s ear that they have twenty five minutes left and this time Jane pulls her comms out and they’re both crying and devastated and they almost don’t know what to do until Jane glimpses one of the motorcycles over Kurt shoulder.
Fifteen minutes later, they’re almost out of the city, with an ambulance loaded with nuclear weapons and a motorcycle.
Five minutes after that, the ambulance is abandoned at the location Tasha had given them, and outside, Kurt starts the motorcycle as Jane gets on, sitting behind him and wrapping her arms around his waist.
“Ready?” he whispers over his shoulder and she nods.
Five minutes later, Jeller are speeding down an abandoned dirt road on their motorcycle as the glider appears in the distance and BOOM!
