Oh my god. I need to share another story of my new friend making today. So my friends husband says, very casually, as weβre about to leave for the ren faire, βYeah, itβs like my story about fucking a chicken.β
And of the four people present I was the only one who was shocked. The others all nodded as if to say, yes yes, we know, the chicken fucking.
So he explained, when a progressive person is analyzing a behavior they will typically use the metric, Harm/No Harm. They may not like things in the No Harm category but they wouldnβt object.
Conversely, a more conservative mindset used something like eight metrics. Authority/No Authority Moral/Not Moral, things like that.
So, he posited if you want to sound out someoneβs mindset (and youβre willing to live with the repercussions) you can ask: if a man buys a dead chicken from the store, cleans it thoroughly, then fucks it, and then eats it himselfβ¦?
I listened in dawning horror, both rapt and disgusted. But into the growing pause I whispered, βNo harmβ¦β because it really has no effect on me or anyone else if a man fucks a dead chicken. I donβt like it, I think heβs a weird dude, but like. Thatβs his dick. But a more conservative person will hear that and object on moral grounds despite not being harmed.
Itβs been haunting me all day, so please enjoy.
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