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I really recommend the Táin Bó Cúailnge to anyone looking to get into medieval literature because it's a great story, brilliant poetry (I read the Carson translation, and the way he translates the roscada sections are beautiful) and the backbone of the Ulster Cycle, but it's also just really fucking funny. It has a very slapstick yet dry sense of humor that provides just enough comic relief to make the dramatic moments of the story even more impactful. Genuinely I laugh out loud every few pages. Go read it.

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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

finally getting home from a saw trap and checking your phone to find a venmo request for $50 from @j_gsaw labeled “trap costs”

jigsaw definitely took your phone so he could see your venmo @ so he could send the request, so why didn’t he just send the money when he was doing that? because he’s not a bad person like you, roy

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

the village children are doing ding dong ditch on my wizards tower and descending my spiral staircase so often is wreaking havoc on my knees help

rabbits are like if god invented the most huggable animal on earth and then gave it 600 anxiety disorders