Lil Ms. Moz Del Rey

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

He should get a bob with the bang

And a bbl

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

I think you need hobbies that do all four things but the number of hobbies needed to cover all these needs may vary. Some hobbies pull double/triple duty. Some hobbies can cause repetitive stress injuries so it's good to have a few different ones that fulfill the same need so you can rotate to get the fulfillment without the carpal tunnel.

Misread this as 'you need to have 4 hobbits'

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

Happy Fifth of Wednesday to all who celebrate….

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go