Scatter Sunshine

what’s the punchline here

wait

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

Everybody is hammering and drilling today!!! Outside, upstairs, next door. Did everyone decide to have a construction party and not invite me

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

The house is thirsty

congratulations! no one's ever done it this badly! 🥳🎉

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,