dux femina facti

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

#freethenip #fuckoverthenazis 😁

Always punch a Nazi in their goddamned face

HOW HARD WOULD IT HAVE BEEN FOR THEM TO FILM A TWO SECOND CLIP OF ARTHUR RISING OUT OF THE GODDAMN LAKE

I WOULD’VE BEEN SATISFIED WITH A FUCKING ARMOURED HAND RISING OUTTA THE DAMN THING

Somebody please draw me Arthur getting flung ass first from a lake like his ass is just flying in a graceful arc and the rest of his body is just flailing behind it

And then a closeup pic of merlin squinting his eyes “this….this is not how I imagined it would go…”

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

This is some fucked up eugenics shit.