May your road lead you to warm sands

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them