May your road lead you to warm sands

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

Absolutely fucking rich that Robby thinks Al-Hashimi can’t handle running the ED because she paused twice when working with kids. My brother in Christ you are on the killing myself world tour right now let’s self reflect maybe

Everyone stop replying this is the best one

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved