young wizard hedonist

its kinda funny how in wizard101 ur just a human that got taken from earth to this magic world to like. save it or whatever but then u see selena gomez just show up ask for help and once u help her she just goes home ?? and you just have to stay there like holy shit

everybody gangsta until the skeletal pirate hits em with the “SHAAAN MALA RI GAH…. AH, YA LAW SHALA BAH”

imagine how much quicker the storyline would be if the young wizard had a shotgun

this but it's just one page and the only sentence is "young wizard blows malistaire's head off in golem tower" and that's it

you ever think about how glowbugs does more damage, costs less pips, and has a better debuff than raging bull

imagine being one of the most powerful death magic users in the UNIVERSE and holding such a strong grudge against a kid that u keep challenging them to fight and the kid keeps BEATING YOU but you just keep trying to fight because you don’t know how to let shit go. malistaire do not interact.

i thought this was about voldemort until the last sentence. cinematic parallels

HE DONT MISS