meredith

It includes:

A digital copy of the movie (with subtitles in 30+ languages via download)

My transcript of the movie (more on that here)

Audio recordings of the movie

A PDF of the book

An EPUB of the book (for e-readers)

The full audiobook

A copy of Andy Weir's doc on Eridians

A copy of Andy Weir's spreadsheet on Astrophage physics (among many other things!)

A draft of the screenplay for the film from 2022

An audio recording of the director's commentary

My transcript of the director's commentary

There's also a google doc with some instructions to follow if any of the files aren't working or aren't allowing you to download them, which usually happens when too many people try to access or download something at the same time.

Additionally there's a UHD copy (that's too big to fit in the drive) here!:

Please note that because of the way that google drive works, some of the subtitles only work if you download the file yourself.

The audiobook, audio recordings, and commentary all have their properties programmed so they (should) work just like songs with a track number, album cover, artist, and so on if you download them.

There are two audios of the movie, one is the entire film untouched and one is that same audio cut up and broken down into separate scenes for convenience.

Additionally, there are two versions of the movie transcript, one with time stamps that match the audio recording and one without. The time stamps (+ their titles from the audio) are outlined in that version, so if you double-click on that tab or click "show outline," they'll all show up and you can pick a specific scene.

Similarly, there are two different versions of the director's commentary transcript. The first is made to listen along to the commentary, while the second is more intended to be read on its own. The first is a direct transcription of everything that's said (an attempt, at least), while the second is slightly cleaned up for easier reading, meaning things like jumbled sentences and stuttering were removed or reorganised, but nothing has been actually paraphrased. Both are broken down into different scenes based on how their conversation goes, and the listening version includes timestamps. 

The first few seconds of the commentary are missing unfortunately as my US friend who was kind enough to record it for me had some technical difficulties at the start, but the she paraphrased the part that was missed. The commentary starts at that first red shot of Ryland Grace's face in the coma suit 32 seconds into the digital copy.

Modern au Baelor and maekar 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

I may have found my roman empire, in fact

Guys. Guys. It would FUCK to see that bitch in a confessional.

I need to put him on his knees and only in an almost-gay way. This dude needs to enter a comprecation. He needs to palter about canvassing an area if he gotta talk to a priest. I WANT! TO WATCH! HIM PRAY!

Malcolm needs to be envious of God. Guys- GUYS-

He has a rosary tucked away in his bottom drawer like an object of shame. It’s dusty asf and the last time he used it was a decade ago. He uses it in his head, though, it’s a practiced movement with his fingers. Dude has never stayed still in his life- his knees jiggle when he’s sitting- his eyes flicker around the room when he enters it- his arms flap when he talks. His fingers play with an imaginary rosary. Malcolm’s caught him doing it. It makes him think about breaking them.

He stole a priests collar once when he was drunk. He meant to burn it. Malcolm burnt his childhood crucifix with him when he first left the church- as sort of a catharsis thing- and he really thought he could replicate that feeling. He wants to feel as sure as he did that day- by his side. He woke up clutching it in the morning. He could barely let it go.

God exists. Probably. Maybe. If he does, he’s not going to Heaven. He doesn’t deserve it, but. Well. He WANTS. Has always wanted.

It hardly matters now. It’s done. Finished. He doesn’t need it. He doesn’t need to be pure. Holy. Good. Salvageable. He doesn’t.

Guys. He means nothing to me guys. Guys! Trust!

He is SELFISH and SELF-LOATHING and BROKEN and fixing himself would surely kill him, but that has never been the reason that he doesn’t try and HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME!!!!

Hmmmmmm The Thick of It x Conclave crossover…..

In this world instead of Jamie quitting seminary school, he somehow dragged Malcolm into to it. Malcolm still doesn’t believe in God (or at least not the christian one), but he ends up becoming Scotland’s only Cardinal, with Jamie to his side (because if Jamie wasn’t there he’d quit immediately, but no one needs to know that).

One week left until ttoi week 2025!!

For those who missed the announcement post, this is a casual fanweek for any kind of fanwork at any skill level, running from the 24th to the 30th of November. That's next week!! As promised in the original post, here are the final details (below the cut):