m2m things

Trump: “He’s in a better state of mind now. You can say he’s had a change of identity.”

John: “No! We were about to get married! Please change him back. I beg!”

Trump: “Unfortunately I can’t, the transformation is permanent.”

John: “What do I do now?! I don’t know if I can live without him!”

Trump: “There is something we can do..”

John: “What is it?!”

Trump: “JD please come here.”

JD: “Yes sir?”

Trump: “John, you can join Erick.”

John: “Join him, what do you mean?”

Trump: “There’s another me, so why not have another Vice President as well?”

John: “No, absolutely not.”

Trump: “JD, what do you think?”

JD: “I think he’d made a wonderful JD clone. Come here son.”

John: “What?! No! I didn’t agree to this! Get off of me!”

JD: “This will be over soon.”

*Transformation happens*

JD: “How do you feel?”

JD(John): “Like a new man. Ready to work Sir.”

Trump: “It’s ok, son. It’ll be over soon.”

Erick: “NO! My life is just getting started! I’m getting married to my boyfriend tomorrow!”

Trump: “Enough! You’ll enjoy being me. An old straight Republican.”

*Transforms*

Erick(Trump): “I do!”

Trump: “Good, now get out there. I have some other business to attend to.”