Story about how Tom Hardy found a kitten while shooting Sweeney Todd in Romania (did he get cut from that or what? I dunno, thatâs what the site says Edit: It was a BBC version). Prepare to die from the cuteness. No, Iâm not cutting it. You should read it all.
I have a Kat in my hotel room, I wish I could send you the photos I took on my cellphone, I spent 4 hrs manually zapping fleas on the bugger and fed him threw him in the bath and weâre like 95% flea free, now went to the super market but they didnât have no stuff but raid so I sprayed the room with this pollutant spray killing anything that falls off him gonna get him wormed tomorrow at the pet store. then we got to find him a home. he shines right now. i call him CJ after the guy in GTA San Andreas. heâs on my mobile phone, plenty of photos, but this new one ainât set up to send or retrieve photomessaging so I will have to update you with photos when I get back to London. On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, thereâs this kitten in the road, and Iâm like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. thatâs a small cat as cats go. itâs prolly like a couple months old max. so Iâm like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat whereâs your family, and heâs like I donât know.
then he wanders up to me and bang heâs in my scoop and Iâm looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat, a man this your⌠nothing, infact the languague barrier lifts with one old lady who speaks no english but I can tell she wishes me well infact every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on, the uniform of the criminal, I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten. Iâm like no, you donât understand this is not my kitten, this is Godâs child I found in the street prolly belongs to some kid who is crying right now, I donât want kat, even if I did want kat, I canât have kat, he has no passport I have a dog who will eat Kat, the responsibility, I am a tourist I stay at Hilton this thing is not allowed in the Hilton, so Iâm holding this little big prollem. I look at C.J he looks at me licking his fleabag paws. and says âso where we headed?ââŚ..
we had a mishap on the carpet but I took the washing powder and cleaned up, with a flannel! I know but when youâre a man on location you make do with whatever you can.
He also had a little accident on the duvet which p###d me off coz thatâs my bed but heâs like a baby but cat piss s lethal so I couldnât tell reception I had kat in the room and I sure as hell wasnât going to admit to peeing the bed, or sprinkling, what type of man sprinkles the bed? so I poured some coca cola on the sheets got some fresh ones and committed C.J to the bathroom for the night, where he screamed blue murder. You got to know that this cat lay asleep upside down in my lap for four hours being preened. at first he was pissed but as the itches grew less frequent he knew I was helping him out so. bonk lights out snoring feet in the air. we bedded him down in the bathroom, and C.J got lungs man Iâm telling you all night heâs like âWoAh WOAH! PLEASE!â
he is now on my bed watching telly I am at the internet cafe again the funny thing is I confessed to reception, OK this guy stayed the night I deflead him and dewormed him so heâs cleanâŚtechnically 65% lie there but weâll de worm and deflea tomorrow when the store with the chemicals opens up. I got to find him a home is there like an RSPCA here or something? the girls at reception fall in love with him. heâs all fluffy coz I put him in a bath, I told them theyâre like we can see, really this kat sparkles now. but he doesnât want to hang out with them he wants to sit on my shoulder and stare and watch MTV in the room. So anyway she says you can keep him in your room no problem. we can get housekeeping to send something special up. A litter tray Hallelulah!!! That is so cool, now that only happens at really cool places, you know. So C.J and his remaining fleas are lounging on the covers taking calls, watching extreme sports and tomorrow heâs coming to work and weâre going to try and get him rehoused. he is such a dude, and he is very funny and likes to talk a lot cuddle and sleep, plus he follows me everywhere talking romanian, Iâm like I live in london dude I have no idea what youâre on about, you canât live with me weâll find you someone. Blood and Chocolate is shooting here with Hugh Dancy some werewolf movie, and I told one of the actors yo you might inherit C.J if I canât find him a home. I got 10 days. So does anyone know anyone in Bucharest that wants an actorâs Kat? please call the ##### Hilton in ##### theyâll put you through to my room and weâll get you one Kat! XXXX Tommy
C.J has been adopted by the Costume dept at the studio in Romania now so he has a new home which is great. Will send pics! Am in FHM Collections in England at moment. Have a Lâuomo Vogue shoot coming out soon I hope. XXX ETH
Thanks for everyoneâs concern, I was even looking at trying to ship him out to Carolina! xxx
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