#phwoar

Samantha Fox

Bring out the ✨DIMPLES✨

and edit to add - omg is that DT sitting next to him holding a (his) baby?

On the one hand, it does not legally exist, mainly because Kate and Isabella are such dreadful attempts at replacing Djaq and Marian and make the whole thing completely unwatchable. This isn't a slight on the actresses per se. It's the result of the piss poor writing of two characters who were clearly written hastily into a final season of a show that nobody wanted to film, by people who weren't interested in them having any real personality outside of Stroppy Girl Turned Love Interest™/Love Interest Turned Stroppy Girl™. There are a billion other things that incur my eye twitching ire, not limited to but including the whole Guy and Robin backstory that was never hinted at previously, their random pointless half brother, the fact Guy ends up joining Robin's gang at all, the key character deaths, the needless return of the Sheriff, and generally the way a daft but thoroughly enjoyable Sunday night show was systematically destroyed right in front of us into that godawful finale. Don't even TALK TO ME about the way they took Joe's name off the main credits for the final episode even though he appears right at the start of it. The DISRESPECT.

ON THE OTHER HAND, Allan decided to move on from the infamous Season 2 Glow-Up™ by growing his hair out to "just long enough to get lost in", constantly flashed his throat left right and centre like he's Nottingham's official thirst trap (he is) and started fighting with **TWO SWORDS AT ONCE**.

I mean.

**phwoooooaaaarrrrrr**

(Respectfully)

Like. Why would you put something so beautiful in the middle of all that awfulness and not at least just make a S3 Allan mastercut for us (certain scenes omitted, naturally), Messrs Minghella and Allen?? It's the least we deserve after having to sit through thirteen episodes of...whatever the bloody hellfire that shitshow was.

So yes. Season 3 doesn't exist, but there's a fond fever dream esque memory of Allan's hair and associated self being all levels of.... Yes. **sigh** But aside from that, Robin Hood ended with everyone living happily ever after they found out that the finale of S2 was just Robin having a nightmare. You can't tell me otherwise YOU CANNOT TELL ME!!

If only these moments actually happened....but no....there was no season 3...never happened.