Alaska

I believe her

A Kylie I can trust

facts^

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit on my dash. This isn’t even social justice or a real issue.

sorry that not marrying someone you dont loathe is radical feminism i guess?

the other bit that this implies is: If you like your wife, act like it. Even around your friends. Be open and honest about liking your wife, liking spending time with her, and not being resentful of the shared work of building a household. Let your buddies know you can’t hang out with them because you’d rather be home with your wife, whom you like, because she is your legit bff, even though you know your buddies are gonna mock you for it. Stand up to your buddies. Tell them mocking isn’t cool and you don’t want them to do it anymore. Challenge the other men in your life to be better men. That is what “don’t get married if you think marriage is an evil trap” implies to men who are married. And while it’s all completely reasonable I imagine that it’s scary as fuck when it’s just so much easier to har de har har the little woman’s such a nag, ain’t she, don’t we all hate being married so much? with other men. In that context, “don’t get married if you think marriage is an evil trap” is kindof a radical statement.

SERIOUSLY. 

Gemini hate is justified

Damn they got more virgos then a little bit 😭😞

No Aries on this bitch!!!!! We 🔥🔥🔥🔥

No Taurus I’m happy

I mean at least Gemini don’t have the most

Ain’t a damn Leo in sight

please turn on your volume omg

YOUR GRANDDAD SOUNDS LIKE POPEYE

This is such a wholesome video oh my goodness Popeye surfer dude grandpa is now my favorite description for a voice

@major-ocelot

The phrase “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone” can apply to terrible things too. You may not realize the amount of pain, depression, or abuse you are living through until you experience what life can be without it

Don’t even normally like doilies or floofy things like these, but in vulva form my mind is changed. The pearl clits are everything.

i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT 

and they say mermaids are not real…….