puppy^-^

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

you always on that damn 'Untitled Document'!

if someone told me to sit and would only allow me to smell their sweaty cock I think I would ARF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

To anyone who was suicidal at age 14 or younger, here’s your permission to grieve. Here’s your permission to not joke about it or just flat out ignore it. Here’s your permission to acknowledge that lost child who felt way more pain than any child should ever feel. You’re allowed to cry for that child, whether you healed or are still suffering the same thoughts. Finally allow yourself to grieve for that child filled with undeserved hurt.

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

im like if a boy was forced to do tasks

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does

this was supposed to be 15 note post but im glad everyone sees my vision.

they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days